Amanda Hoyer

Teller of Facts & Fictions

Writer since I can remember (my memory often fails; sometimes I forget I’m a writer).

Fascinated by narratives of any creed, culture, and chirography. (Don’t worry, I had to look it up to suit my alliterative nature).

Hater of pretense, despite how much I love big words. I also like to talk about flying farts and those who assume hot air is the best way to express one’s self.

Would-be adventurer, poet, published author, and more. Words don’t do me justice, any more than any other soul’s dignity (but I love them nonetheless).

What I Do
  • Put my foot in my mouth
  • Try to write sometimes
  • Fall into rhyme and unreason
  • Shoot for star stuff ✨

“There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly: sometimes it’s like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges.” 

Ernest Hemingway

Not a musician. I just like tiny guitars.